Just to get you in the mood for christmas from
xmasfun.com/Jokes.aspx
: :woohoo:
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
yep they are pretty bad, lets see if you can do better!